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Kortech KPsi Carrier:
Developed by Kortech International for the commercial sector as a
higher grade replacement for the aging Tz8 and Russel carriers.
While not as strong as the military, governmental, and
paraterrestrial grades, it is a significant improvement over the
previous industrial and commercial grades that were available.
As KPsi is a high grade psychotronic carrier that is being actively
marketed to commercial organizations as a replacement for conventional
forms of advertising and image spin-doctoring, companies and
corporations that would otherwise forego using psychotronics are
showing interest.
Current known users include:
- Kortech
Besides inventing KPsi, Kortech also actively uses it. They
use the carrier to promote their products, shape their public
image, and, oddly enough, encourage the use of KPsi itself.
- Microsoft
Microsoft is using KPsi mainly for product indoctrination and
consumer loyalty/submission. Although they have been using
Tz8 extensively, it is expected that Microsoft will adopt
KPsi as their standard psychotronic medium. The next update
to Windows will have KPsi implemented through out, allowing
users to believe that 64mb of RAM and 500mb of hard-drive space
are reasonable amounts for what Windows does. A future update
of the KPsi carrier module may be needed though, as MS has
expressed interest in developing its own non-standard standard
for KPsi.
ADDENDUM: MSNBC indeed! Whatever you do, DO NOT STARE
DIRECTLY INTO TOM BROKAW'S EYES!
ADDENDUM: Microsoft has created a special hit squad
to try and silence the call for software freedom through
"FUD": Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt. Is there any doubt or
uncertainty that we should fear their use of psychotronics
to further their anti-Linux agenda? I think not.
- Intel
Intel is rumored to have licensed KPsi for use in its next
generation chips, which may also include an integrated
psychotronic bus. The KPsi algorithms will probably be used in
conjunction with the floating point unit, allowing computational
errors to not only be ignored by users, but to be believed as
being true regardless of any contrary evidence.
ADDENDUM: It is now confirmed that the MMX chips (so called
"multi-media extension",) actually use psychotronics. A source,
who shall remain nameless, was able to get me an Intel in-house
memo that refers to the MMX technology as the "Mind-Messing
Extensions" and goes into some detail about how MMX will
increase apparent processor speed by warping the users sense of
time. Furthermore, the MMX ad campaign is laced with video
modulated KPsi signals, hidden in the flashes of shiny disco-
style bunny suits. From now on it's "Intel Inside... Your Head!"
- Ad Agencies
Needless to say, psychotronics are every advertisers dream.
Since Kortech is being more than helpful in customer support
by supplying the hardware and software expertise needed for
KPsi implementation, advertising agencies who would
otherwise lack the technical know-how to use psychotronics
are finding themselves poised for 21st century mind wars.
Expect to see various products being pushed subliminally
with KPsi.
- Gaming Interests
Surprisingly, one of the earliest and most enthusiastic
users of KPsi have been international gaming interests.
Though gambling enterprises have long used subliminal
means to induce people to give up their money, these
have traditionally been psyoptic devices such as the
ubiquitous strobing lights of Las Vegas. Now casinos,
game machine manufacturers, state Lotto organizers, and
various sports/outcome betting franchises are turning
to psychotronic methods such as, if not exclusively,
KPsi. Bally includes KPsi emitters in all of its slot
machines that encourage users to keep playing. Subdermal
KPsi chips are being implanted in racing dogs in Florida,
allowing race organizers to control gamblers opinion of
individual dogs and rig the distribution of bets. Lotto
organizers in Buenos Aries successively convinced, with
the help of KPsi laced TV ads, 90% of Argentinian citizens
to play its Lotto for over three months with everyone using
the same numbers. Expect to see organized crime adopt KPsi
as its carrier of choice by way of its involvement in gambling.
ADDENDUM: Internet gambling is leading the way in
KPsi use. Banner ads for online blackjack and poker may
look harmless with their fake buttons, drop-down menus,
and scroll bars designed to trick naive net-newbies (which
you, of course, aren't). But those pictures are hiding something
sinister, namely: MIND-CONTROL! I would suggest you start using
Lynx as your browser until such time as all online advertising
stops.
Expect this list to grow. KPsi is HOT in the advertising
world right now.
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