If you think protecting your hard drive from viruses is important, but give no thought to the safety of your mind, please consider the following:

Clearly, people's minds are in greater danger now than they have ever been in the history of our planet.

That's why you need MindGuard.

MindGuard is a program that protects your mind by jamming and/or scrambling psychotronic mind-control signals and removing harmful engrammic pollutants from your brain. It also has the ability to scan for and decipher into English specific signals so you can see exactly Who wants to control you and what They are trying to make you think.

With MindGuard, you can rest assured that your most valuable possession--your mind--is safe from the nefarious tinkering of evil-doers.