# -*- Mode: Python; tab-width: 4 -*- print '' import time print "

It is %s here at nightmare.com

"% ( time.ctime (time.time()) ) import string def uptime (): return string.atof ( string.split ( open ('/proc/uptime', 'r').readline() )[0] ) print "

This machine has been up since: %s

" % ( time.ctime (time.time() - uptime()) ) print ''